The Oregon Division of Motor Autos has launched the listing of self-importance plates it denied to Oregonians in 2021. The listing is surprisingly lengthy and exhibits simply how excited individuals had been to drive round with soiled phrases on their vehicles.

Whereas it’s apparent why a few of these plates had been denied, I genuinely wrestle to grasp why others, like “WE WINE”, aren’t allowed. However far be it from me to query the hardworking individuals of the ODMV, who clearly had their work minimize out for them and did present reasoning for every of their denials.

The explanations vary from “Configuration is alarming, threatening, offending, or deceptive,” to “Configuration refers to sexual act or bodily operate,” to “Configuration refers to unlawful acts or managed substances,” which might be the catchall that “WE WINE” acquired caught by.

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Since they aren’t organized by kind, although, we’ve collected a couple of examples of every beneath.

Intercourse Stuff

The title speaks for itself, however it contains “FVCK,” “B00BIS,” and the significantly enterprising one that was denied “HENT4I” and tried once more with “HENT41.” I respect your tenacity – even when it’s bizarre.

Alcohol And Weed

I really feel bizarre about this one as a result of I don’t actually perceive why somebody must be denied the license plate “M3RL0T” when it’s not unlawful. I get that drunk driving is dangerous, however you wouldn’t deny somebody the license plate “SMRTPHN” despite the fact that it’s dangerous to make use of that when you’re driving. At any fee, the entire classics are represented right here from “WHSKY” to “4C00RS,” to “LAGER.” Gained’t somebody consider the microbrewers and vintners?

There are additionally a variety of license plates referring to weed, like “T0 HIGH,” “BLAYZN,” and “T0ASTD”.

Butt Stuff

Give a inhabitants the place to write down one thing and simply as absolutely as bears poop within the woods, they’ll write about butts. From the referential “AZZ-MAN,” to the embarrassing “SHART,” to the PG13 “D00DIE,” Oregonians have a factor about it – however they’re not allowed to have it written of their license plates.

Your World View Is Dangerous

The much less about these plates the higher. Not shocking, however nonetheless disappointing. A automotive with Nazi references on it? Unhappy to see that some individuals suppose that method – and good to know that they gained’t be capable to show their hatred in that method anymore.

That’s Complicated

And at last, there are the plates that I merely don’t perceive. Perhaps I’m previous or possibly I’m out of contact, both method, I assume I wouldn’t be an excellent DMV worker. I sincerely hope none of those are offensive, however I can’t parse “B52 PRN.” I assume I perceive the second half, however I actually don’t perceive the entire thought.

You may learn the total listing right here beneath.